Demon's Souls - Episode 2

Notable Moments in this Episode
Ben nearly dies to the Phalanx for talking shit.

Ben solidifies the nickname for an encumbered roll animation as being: "Sack'a'taters Mode."

He namedrops Baddragon.com, a possible sponsor for his channel.

He creates an official scale for rating breasts that runs from "itty bitty kitty titties" to "big fat cat tats." He simplifies it for the modern audience by appropriating Etna and Felicia to either end.

He calls out Garrett for wearing a watch and Noah quickly berates him for being a fancy-pants watch wearin' man.

What happens in the Nexus stays in the Nexus.

He heads to Valley of Defilement to retrieve a Holy Mace.

He calls Garrett out for being a /v/irgin.

Noah turns into a lich. Garrett faints. Ben shits himself.

Ben gives an account of his friend Tommy buying approximately sixty slim jims and a 40 oz bottle of cream soda leading to a particularly brutal night of vomiting. Possibly of more interest is the fact that he later, through some sort of research, found these particular symptoms were induced by a chemical reaction precipitated specifically by the cream soda in the aforementioned combination. This is seriously some hillbilly science 101 and I may never understand any of it.

Noah was a boyscout.

Garrett was a boyscout for five days.

Garrett admits he had difficulty identifying the gender of Slippy Toad.

Ben retrieves the Holy Mace.

Ben's Historical Note:
In Roman times, men could fuck with impunity.