Hain't Bad Quotes

This page serves as a sample and reminder of the many tidbits of wisdom Ben (and friends) have given to us over the years. (Best taken out of context.)

Tenfinity
 "It was the only thing Ive ever done out of protest and I didnt have to change my facebook profile or nothin." -Tenfey (Ben)DMC4 episode 13

"I cant get mad at one the befroe something else pisses me off!" -Tenfey Tenfinity Mario Kart Double Dash

"They spawned you up Satan's asshole! You better tell Satan if he gonna get cancer, 'cause you was up his ass." -Tenfey TENFENITY Atari Madness AKA OMG ASSteroids

"You should follow me on tumblr at tenfey.tumblr.com ! I talk about womens rights ... and black people ." -Tenfey -TENFENITY-Podcast-Episode 14

TMVA
"Thats how you win on the internet: hate something thats popular." TMVA Conkers Bad Fur Day Episode 7  This is true. I mean, look at Yahtzee.

"Mysery Mire is the sixth dungeon in Zelda (Link to the Past)"  TMVA Conkers BAd Fur Day Episode 7

1 A.M. Gaming
"Look, I can arrest you if I wanted. I could walk up "Oh look I arrested you!" but I dont want because you are shooting at me. Thats probable cause. That means I'm probably gonna shoot you 'cause you were shooting at me. " Tenfey 1 A.M. Gaming- Episode 1 - The Insomnia Awakens

"Alright, hang onto your fuckin drawers son, it's Ninja Fucking Gaiden. I've played this game previously and I've sucked dicks at it, but I'd eat my Wheaties every fucking morning and got up and curl ups and sit ups and...threw up? I had bulimia son and it better have fucking worked because not only is my figure fucking fabulous, but I'm a ninjitsu fucking master! HOOWAH! You cant bust these cherry blossoms baby! " Tenfey 1 A.M. Gaming - Episode 2 - Billy Cranston is not my Lover

Other
"You could bust in this room right now and point a gun at my head and tell me not to minmax this run by going back an' get this battery and I would stare at you in defiance and do it anyway." —The Binding of Tenfey